My ex Mary Rock needed a place to stay while she figured things out. She was talking about settling down here for good, but there’s one problem—she’s not a citizen. Her solution? We tie the knot, she gets her citizenship. I told her I’m not that generous. If we’re doing this, we’re doing it all the way. I’m not signing up for a sexless marriage. Lucky for both of us, she wasn’t exactly opposed to the idea. Looks like we might have ourselves a deal after all…
